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	<description>Dishing It Out One Slice At A Time</description>
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		<title>Sometimes, It&#8217;s the Little Joys In Life</title>
		<description>	It&#8217;s been 11 days since I last posted. I even failed to post on Mother&#8217;s Day, which I suppose in the Mommy Blog world, is some kind of faux pas.
But I don&#8217;t have much to rant, whine and complain about&#8230; I&#8217;ve been in too good a mood. I had the ...</description>
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		<title>Nicknames</title>
		<description>	When I was a little kid most of my nicknames didn&#8217;t stick long. A couple of friends called me Kir,  but not many. My mom used to call me Ki or Kira Deara and still does, but she is the only one that uses those.
She also used to call ...</description>
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		<title>Thank Goodness For Dark Glasses</title>
		<description>	Friday I had the tear duct surgery on my eye. As surgery goes, it was pretty minor, but I&#8217;m of the opinion that any kind of surgery is not minor. I have no idea how these people get elective surgeries like nose jobs and boob jobs!
It&#8217;s amazing what they can ...</description>
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		<title>We Hope He Will Do Better Naming His Children</title>
		<description>	Yesterday and today my son, for the first time in many months, has had a little pooping-on-the-potty success.  I&#8217;d gone to the toy store to get some  &#8220;rewards&#8221; and all I can say is, nothing like bribery to get you somewhere. So, today he got his &#8220;reward&#8221;. It ...</description>
		<link>http://crankymommy.com/?p=286</link>
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		<title>New, Improved Mom Now With More Smiles and 50% Less Grumpiness</title>
		<description>	There&#8217;s something odd going on with me. Something is&#8230; inexplicably different with me the last couple of weeks. The little black raincloud that hangs over my head constantly, is, for whatever strange reason, not there.
I&#8217;m actually&#8230; happy.
It&#8217;s to the point that when my friend Emma drops by in the way ...</description>
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		<title>Worst Role Models On PBS Kids Television</title>
		<description>	We all turn to PBS for wholesome family shows. You know, the kids shows that you don&#8217;t have to worry about giving your kids nightmares after viewing them. Educational, informative, safe. And also providing horrible role models for small children. Let me give you my list of the top PBS ...</description>
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		<title>What&#8217;s Good For The Gander</title>
		<description>	Somewhere a while ago, I read an article that said that married men live longer than single men. I don&#8217;t remember the reason they gave for this fact, however I believe it to be true. For the wife&#8217;s goal in life is to keep her race horse in top condition ...</description>
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		<title>I Really, Really Know How To Waste Time</title>
		<description>	Why blog and stuff, when you can waste time just popping balloons.
	
	It&#8217;s a great stress reliever, and an incredible waste of time, and somewhat addictive. And something to do when you don&#8217;t feel like writing, painting, or&#8230; thinking.
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		<title>&#8216;Twas The Night Before Easter&#8230;</title>
		<description>	&#8230;And Mom, also known as the Easter Bunny, is too cheap thinks it is ridiculous to spend  $1.50 on a tiny bag of pastel colored shredded paper Easter basket grass so she is cutting up construction paper to make grass with.
After all, he is just 4!
I bought my Easter ...</description>
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		<title>Oh Yeah, That Blog I Have&#8230;</title>
		<description>	So I&#8217;m back. It was nice to take a break. Seriously, I am thinking of giving it up.  Not that it takes that much time, it&#8217;s just one more thing in my life I&#8217;m not sure I necessarily need.
Plus the little things in life seem to be taking over.
In ...</description>
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